North Korea's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un navigates the DPRK giant sized battleship "Boom Boom".
KIM points to beach, upon hearing the battleship has no onboard head. Norko Admiral-General, KIM Jong Un shouts the order, "Fools speed ahead! I'm got's to go! Gets me to that beach, LOOONG time!!!"
A real pathfinder...the glorious DPRK Marine-Admiral-General, KIM Jong Un hits the beach!
Secretary General of Sewers 'n Cement Defenses, KIM Jong Un emerges with both a smile on his beautiful face, and a cleansed colon, from the heavily fortified & reinforced North Korean slit-trench!