Dino Fright?

I could survive for 1 minute, 38 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor Are you tougher than a Velociraptor? Well I sure as the hell am! Now answer honestly and see if you beat my time of 1 minute and 38 seconds. I tell ya, I was made for Velociraptor ass whoopin's! Since it's a Veloci raptor, I smell me a Velociman behind all this. Hat tip to the USMC's secret weapon, the fit to fight... Barmy Mama.