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Thursday, July 3, 2008

Dear KIM Jong IL

Dear KIM Jong IL-

This blog is very annoying and hard to read.

Deer Beruvved Reader-

What's a matta for U? My Engrish is purrfwectly good! EZ 2 read! If you wants annoying go listen to Michelle Obama.

Ruv You Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL

Dear KIM Jong IL-

I love your blog, man!!! I find it very easy to read and refreshing when checking out my old haunts in Memphis!

Thank you very much!
ELVIS

Great Reader

Welcome to Great Reader! Be advised, I love the USA and our fine US Armed Forces. Though I do get political many times, if you love our troops, I could care less who the hell you voted for. If you are easily offended by the way some may make fun of how a DEAD North Korean Dictator (KIM Jong IL the Great Reader) may speak Engrish then this blog is NOT for you. I do this for the entertainment of others and not for the belittling of anyone, except maybe the late KIM Jong IL. I write a lot of bullshit based upon my personal observations and experiences having spent a total of 3 years in South Korea as a soldier in the US Army. If I made you laugh then I've accomplished what I have set out to do because Great Reader ruv's you LOOONG time!!! God bless our troops and their families. I AM JIHAD GENE AND I AM LIVING PROOF OF THIS MESSAGE.