Showing posts with label I love the smell of BS in the morning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I love the smell of BS in the morning. Show all posts

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Notice to My Lenders

Having surveyed the financial battlefield I have concluded I will no longer make payments on my home and auto loans. This will give me more disposable income and therefore boost the economy. I would do this with my Verizon, Dish TV, Comcast, and Obama's book of the month club bills, but I don't want to risk it. Special thanks go out to Barack Whose-Named Obama and Mr Go-along-with-the-herd Maverick John McCain, who will foot the bill with your tax dollars for my vote...I mean, debts. Now, how can I get the government to pay for my spa treatments? Have a bullshit-free Thursday...ooops...too late. JG ;)