Meanwhile...somewhere north of the 38th Parallel we find Norf Korea's Great New Reader, KIM Jong Un in a bit of a funk...
KIM: General Wang! Front and sinner! More booze now!
WANG: What Sir? Is Dennis Rodman here already?!
KIM: No, I'm just deplessed. Want dwink.
WANG: Okay, Sir...but I thought, what with Dennis Rodman's visit and all...that you'd be happy, Sir.
KIM: I'm knows...but Dennis Wadman was numba 2 choice...and numba 1 choice couldn't make it.
WANG: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that, Sir. Would you mind telling me who your first choice was?
KIM: Miley Cyrus.