Friday, March 30, 2012

Partners in Life, American vs Korean Style


Sure, life's a road of love and rejection, and...for some...a highway to hell. Marriages can have their rough roads, cattle xings, school & construction zones, detours, and all of that... but I believe in "The JihadGene Road Map to True Ruv"! You see...when you boil it all down, it all comes down to ONE thing. I LOVE that Korean girl-person in my life! We drive each other ape shit...more than often enough, I guess...but still we RUV each other very LOOONG time!!! Come Sunday, (Yes, on April Fools Day) it will be 37 years ago that I went on a 1st date with my lovely wife, the beautiful Kim!.There is no doubt (in my Army-issued military-mind) that she is the BETTER half and that I am the LUCKY half, LOOONG time!!! Two weeks after our first date, I proposed...and that's no foolin. JG ;)

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

KIM Jong Un RUV's New Play

People ask me..."JihadGene, why you no brog (blog) much anymore, LOOONG time???!!!" My answer is this...I'm busy writing a play...a musical. It's called "Okra-homa!"

Thursday, March 22, 2012

It's I Fought the Law Friday! Let's Dance!

Friday again?! Time to dance?! What would be a song worthy of us dancing to, besides it just being a Friday and all? Hmmm...I see that the French have taken out an Islamic terrorist this week. That's cool, but he should have been in prison or splattered across Afghanistan before it came to his heinous acts of terror. Hmmm.... Also, in the past 2 weeks, I have seen no less than 7 of our Fashion Thug customers on the front page of our local newspaper...and not in a good way, either. Yes! I feel a song coming on! A song with law enforcement triumphant over evil! A music video with young men dressed neatly in suits... with narrow ties... playing electric guitars...and go-go girls! YES! Go-go girls dancing with six shooters!! Oh yeah! That's for me! So, vive la France, vive la Fashion Thug, and our most awesome US Armed Forces and their families LOOONG time!!! Have a great weekend everybody!

Saturday, March 17, 2012

St Patricks Day in North Korea

I hate green! We always have to wear green. I say that if KIM Jong Un is not wearing green today, we pinch his fat ass!

Thursday, March 15, 2012