BREAKING NORTH KOREAN NEWS! A case of MCD (mad cow disease) has been identified in the communist-controlled Central Valley town of Hanford, Koweefornia. This is JihadGene's infamous A.O. (area of operations) and base camp! Our Norko News Gals interviewed former US President, Bill Clinton, about this mad developement. When asked about it, Clinton said, "Look, I know Gene, and I have talked to him about this. Gene assured me that he never laid a hand on any Kings County dairy bovine." When asked about a possible outbreak of MSD (mad sheep disease) in the area, Clinton said"If it happens, I don't think you could pin that on Gene. I mean, I may be from Arkansas, but I don't think the good people of California are gonna believe those lying sheep."
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