BREAKING NORTH KOREAN NEWS!!! Vice Dicktater of the USA, Joe Biden announced today that he personally stopped President Barack Whosenamed Obama from using SEAL TEAM 6 to take out an enemy of the people. "I think he was gonna kill her sorry a$$!" ...Biden was quoted as saying, refering to Arizona's Governor, Jan Brewer. We now return you to mourning the loss of our Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, LOOONG time!!!