Meanwhile...in a land far away...only hours ago...Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL's last moments on planet Earf are spent with his aide de camp, 7 star General Wang. Let's listen in...
WANG: Great Reader, Sir! Before you go...there is something the North Korean people must know!
KIM: I'm goner LOOONG time, General Wang!!! I'm nose it. I'm fading fast but I'm try to hangs in there for one last question befloor I'm kicks eternal bucket. What is question?
WANG: What title shall we give KIM Jong Un when he takes over, Sir?
KIM: WTF?! My son, KIM Jong Un takes charge???!!! Oh GREAT!!! That SUCKS!!! Frickin MESS!!! My life is OVER!!!
(General Wang dutifully writes in notebook, "Great Successor")
Author's note- And now you nose, the rest of the story. JG;)