Keep that junk under wraps Great Reader!
Times like this make me glad the Norf doesn't allow internet access. I, for one, don't want Li'l Kim tweeting pics of his package.
Bet Weiner wishes he would have left his "junk in his trunks"
Step One. Uncover the junk.Step Two. Take pic of the junk.Step Three. Tweet pic to nameless faceless random young women who might just need some money from a politician with a young stupid wife.Step 4. Get unattractive wife pregnant.Step 5. Lie like rug.Step 6. Call bill for advice while wife calls hilrod for advice cause neither one of you has a clue.Step 7. get voted back in by clueless idiotic morons that think the situation is just harmless sex stuff.Step 8. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh ;-)
Weiner is a dick!
You people are a bunch of pricks! -A. Weiner
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Keep that junk under wraps Great Reader!
Times like this make me glad the Norf doesn't allow internet access. I, for one, don't want Li'l Kim tweeting pics of his package.
Bet Weiner wishes he would have left his "junk in his trunks"
Step One. Uncover the junk.
Step Two. Take pic of the junk.
Step Three. Tweet pic to nameless faceless random young women who might just need some money from a politician with a young stupid wife.
Step 4. Get unattractive wife pregnant.
Step 5. Lie like rug.
Step 6. Call bill for advice while wife calls hilrod for advice cause neither one of you has a clue.
Step 7. get voted back in by clueless idiotic morons that think the situation is just harmless sex stuff.
Step 8. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh ;-)
Weiner is a dick!
You people are a bunch of pricks! -A. Weiner
Post a Comment