Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, firmly ensconced in his Lazy Homeboy Recliner watching President Obama's latest budget balancing speech on CNN.
KIM: What?! How dares him! Who would dares sleep during President Oblama's speech?! General Wang, come here!
WANG: Here, Great Reader! What's wrong, Sir?
KIM: (points at TV) Who in the bells of hell is that???!!!
WANG: Why...Sir, that is the USA's Vice President....Joe Biden.
KIM: Joe Buy-dung? Oh, that's right. He's that big foo-king deal, guy!
WANG: You got it, Sir!
KIM: Yes, I'm do! Say...Wang...who be that old chick that's asleep behind him?
WANG: (looking closely) I'm not sure on that one, Sir.
KIM: Hmmm...Must be a match he found on eHarmony!!!
(WANG & KIM RAFF OUT ROUD!!!)