Meanwhile somewhere at a Libyan Air Ports Base we find Lance Corporal Colonel Gaddafi 's Air Force pilots, Habeeb and Clifford, in a most serious discussion....
Habeeb :But I think he's right! In fact, I just saw Colonel Gaddafi's latest You Tube interview. He has proclaimed the skies over Libya are 100% more safe right now, than flying on a Delta flight outta Fresno even after being felt-up by the TSA criminals!
Clifford: More safe, my moose-limb ass! Dude don't know the difference between a Shitzu and some granola!
Habeeb: Don't speak of our great leader like that!
Clifford: Did he do the You Tube at night again?
Clifford: Was it raining?
Habeeb: Well, no.
Clifford: Was he dressed like a Libyan Librarian Lady and carrying the umbrella again?
Habeeb: Yes. Yes, he was.