Meanwhile somewhere norf of the Samsung-infested nation of South Korea we find Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL watching Shee-N-N for the latest news...
KIM: General Wang! Come quick and adjust wabbit ears on mine Philco TV!!
WANG: (enters and adjusts) There you go, Great Reader Sir! Rabbit ears all adjusted.
KIM: Great! This is LOOONG time important breaking news I'm watching!!!
WANG: Wow! Look at all those people jumping up and down, celebrating, and waving flags, Sir.
KIM: Yeah...I'm guess Bawack Whosenamed Obama has granted them all amnesty! Looks like those Mexiclans know how to throw a fiesta LOOONG time!!!
WANG: Sir...those are Egyptians.
KIM: Oh...my bad.
WANG: Will there be anything else, Oh Great One?
KIM: I'm hung-glee, Wang. Why don't you call Colonel Sanchez's Korean Fried Chicken and order up a bucket of El Pollo Loco!