Friday, January 21, 2011

Koreans Kick Pirate Butt!!! Let's Dance!!!

Not only do Norf Koreans kick Somali pirate butt as seen HERE...but so do the South Koreans who have had it with paying ransom to Somali pirates as seen HERE today.
The score? All 21 members of the South Korean vessel safe...not so much the 8 dead Somali pirates and 4 captured. In honor of this day let's all dance to a super looong time cool tune! This is an oldy but a goody I wrote a ways back...
Remember that song "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits? You know...I want my MTV and all of that? Sure ya do! So I wrote this here song through the sand-filled eyes of Iranian Freedom Fighters (AKA: terrorists) Abdul and Mohammad, on location (redeployed) in Iraq...

(*Abdul sings to Mohammad)



I want to,
I want to,
I want to be Somali...

I want to,
I want to,
I want to be Somali...

Now look at them Muslim brothers
That's the way you do it
You play buccaneer like that Somali
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Money from the Great Satan and your Virgins almost for free

Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it
Let me tell you them Pirates ain't dumb
Maybe catch a head-shot from some Navy frigate
Maybe get off with only a cut left thumb

We got to do the will of Allah
Custom weapons deliveries
We got to kill Allah's agitators
We got to clean all these R.P.G.'s

The little pirate with the earring and the makeup
Yeah Mohammad, that's his own teeth
That little pirate got his own jet airplane (ride)
That little pirate even get's B.L.T.'s (sorry Allah)

(*Abdul and Mohammad sing together)

We got to do the will of Allah
Custom weapons deliveries
We got to kill Allah's agitators
We got to clean these R.P.G.'s

We got to do the will of Allah
Custom weapons deliveries
We got to kill Allah's agitators
We got to clean these R.P.G.'s

(*Mohammad sings to Abdul)

Look at that, look at that
I should have learned to talk like a pirate
I should have learned to dance a jig
Look at that punk-ass pirate, grinnin at the cameras
While we sweat our balls off, here...chewin on figs
And Obama's up there, what's that? Hawaiian noises?
Shakin' hands like a fuckin chimpanzee (Oooo...I said chimpanzee)
Oh, that ain't working, that's the way you do it
Get your power from ACORN and your bailouts for free (not free for taxpayers)

(*Abdul busts-up and joins Mohammad in song)

We got to do the will of Allah
Custom weapons deliveries
We got to kill Allah's agitators
We got to clean these R.P.G.'s

Listen here
Now that ain't working, that's the way you do it
You play the Pirate on the NBC
That ain't working, that's the way you do it
Food for nothing and your cell (jail) for free
Clothing for nothing and running water for free

Get your prayer mat for nothing, get your Korans for free
Clean sheets for nothing, pen & paper for free

Look at that, look at that
Get your TV for nothing, get your basketball for free
(I want to, I want to, I want to be Somali)
Law library for nothing and the ACLU to help you get out for free

Easy, easy

That ain't working

10 comments:

innominatus said...

South Korea kick ass loooonnng time!

I've been working on changing the words of "Rising Sun" by the Animals but I should just stop and acknowledge your greatness. I just can't compete with his song and TNT-Allah's Dynamite. Bravo!

USA_Admiral said...

It is about time somebody kicked a little pirate ass.

Nice job with the tune too.

Good to see a brog post from you too.

JihadGene said...

innominatus- Thanks LOOONG time, Big Daddy!!!

USA_Admiral- Looks like the South Koreans are finally through playing games!

joated said...

Nice!

Supi said...

Toast to the crew who kicked butt!

T1G said...

An exarrent brog return, Great Reader!

Susan Katz Keating said...

Oh, I am laughing lonnnng long time. Doubled over, here. Crackin' up. Screamin'. But those pirates... are they kind that wear eyepatches 'n stuff, or are they the Great Reader version, and sittin' at the helm of an airy-craft?

The_Kid said...

It's gonna be #1 hit Gene :)

Teresa said...

Love it! A dead pirate is the only way I want to see one.

I wish I had your way with words... outstanding! LOL Loooonnnng time.

JihadGene said...

Joated- Tank you berry much!
Supi- Right on LOOONG time!!!
T1G- Ruv Ya, man!
SK Keating- Grad I'm cracked you up very LOOONG time!!!
Kid- You da bestest!
Teresa- The best way to see a pirate is on my 27" iMac LOOONG time!!!