Saturday, July 31, 2010

Why I RUV California or... I'm a Korean

So I live in what? I have relatives in Texas and Nebraska who say we should move out there...however, my wife's side of the family with their Souf Korean in-fru-ence, tells me otherwise. My Korean 13 year old nephew is visiting with us and it has been a blessing in that it has made us take some time off from our clothing store(Fashion I call it) and get away. Last Sunday we went to L.A. and had a hoot at Universal Studios! My nephew is the kid with glasses looking lost, or wishing he was the hell away from me. I am the big guy with the mustache looking like Clark Griswold at Wally World. My son is the Korean looking kid with the Griswold cheesey smile. As an Uncle it is MY job to see to it that MY nephew is gonna have a good time whether he likes it or God!!! The next day we shopped the Fashion District of L.A. for more inventory as we gear up for back to school sales. Tuesday it was a work day, then came wonderful Wednesday which found us at beautiful Monterey Bay! We did 3 hours of whale watching from a boat where we saw both blue whales and hump backs! It was totally AWESOME looong time!!! We even caught some possible Navy SEAL's on camera about to invade Monterey's Fisherman's Wharf... Later, in Monterey, I found my nephew's weak spot. KOREAN FOOD!!!
Next on the agenda are Yosemite, Kings Canyon, and Sequoia National Parks. From where we live in California's Central Valley it is all within three hours driving time or less. Just try driving to the ocean in Omaha or whale watching in Wichita Falls. Everything is bigger in Texas but do they have giant redwooods? On the plus side, in favor of Nebraska and Texas, they don't have Nancy Pelosi. If only Nebraska and Texas had rice paddies and kimchi trees...then I could move. Happy travels! Ruv you all a very long-looong time!!!JG ;)

Friday, July 30, 2010

It's Friday! Let's Dance with the Air Force!!!

I love our troops LOOONG time and Kid Rock ain't no slouch! So get up off'n that taxpaying money-maker and dance with the Great Reader, because it's Friday!!
God bless all our troops and their families!!!

Friday, July 23, 2010

It's Friday! Let's Dance Like Mexicans!!!

This Friday finds the Great Reader jones-ing for some Mexican food and musica el looong time! Wouldn't you just know that some of our fine US Army troops in Iraq could fill that bill completely?! Yeah folks, it's a "FOBBIT" Friday for all us "REMF's" so let's dance...Mexican's the song "El Hell if Eye No" by the el groupo, "Mariachi's on Menudo"! God bless all our troops and their families a very-very mucho LOOONG time!!! Adios muchachos y muchachas.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Jonathon Livingroom Seagull

We have seagulls at our city dump and I'm 120 miles from the coast. It's a million degrees here today when those birds could be on the cool California central coast. I don't know what to call them but stupid or maybe Democrats.

Friday, July 16, 2010

It's Friday! Let's Dance!!!

Have you ever been lonely? Have you ever been sad? Did you ever really really need someone, down in the valley so low? This song will pick you up and get you to dance! Come on! Join me and my wife (the lovely Kim) dancing to the Great Soloman Burke doing Down in the Valley (so low) because it's Friday! Let's dance!!!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

I'm a Weenie About the Weather

It's 105 at my California home today. Meanwhile in Kandahar, Afghanistan it's only a cool 104 with scattered IED's, RPG's, and assorted deadly bullshit...all while wearing a helmet, bullet proof gear, carrying a weapon, and packing 65lbs or more of assorted crap. I won't complain about the heat here. God bless our troops!!!

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

KIM Jong IL on Brogging

Why I'm not brogg so much lately?

It's summer. I'm busy.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

It's Friday! Let's Dance!!!

Is it Friday already? WhoWee, this week went by fast! Great Reader ruv's soldiers looong time and these soldiers are Israel's finest! They patrol, they control, they rock & roll! God bless our Jewish friends! It's Friday! Let's dance!!!

(Found this gem at looong time cool blog: GrEaT sAtAn"S gIrLfRiEnD)

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

KIM Jong IL on 4th of July

Meanwhile slightly south of the Black Cat Fireworks factories of China we find
Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL placing a phone call to JihadGene back in Califloornia to wish him a happy 4th of July...

KIM: (on rotary phone)




JG: (answers phone over sound of gunfire)

This is Gene....whazzup?

...Bang, Bang, BANG!!! BOOM! BLAAAMMM-OH!!!...

Will I accept a collect call from who, Operator?

Tac-Tac-Tac! BOOM! BOO-YA!!!

Operator, I can't hear'll have to speak up!

BLAM> BLAM> AND BLAM!!! WOOOMPH!!! Tat-tat-tat!!!

Still can't hear you, Operator! You'll have to have whoever it is that called call back after the 4th of July...things are just too loud here to hold on a conversation right now!

wooosh...popa-pop-pop-POW!!! BOOOM!!! BOOOM!!!

(Kim hangs up. General WANG enters communications center of DPRK)

WANG: Well Sir, did you wish JihadGene a happy 4th of July?

KIM: Nawww...couldn't get through because of all the gunfire.

WANG- You mean you couldn't get through because of all the noise from the fireworks, Great Reader?

KIM: No. I'm means gunfire.
Gene lives next door to a bunch of Mexiclans.

WANG: I see.

Friday, July 2, 2010

It's Friday! Let's Dance!!!

All this talk of immigration reform, and Arizona, and border problems, and "Sanctuary Cities", has me thanking God it's a Friday. I feel the need for a Welsh singer, singing a song about Spanish Harlem, on Japanese TV. If you have a good "immigrant song" or otherwise...leave a link in comments because IT's FRIDAY so LET's DANCE!!!