Meanwhile somewhere north of the South Korean Imjin Rio Grande, we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL contemplating California's illegal alien problems...
KIM: That's it, General Wang!
WANG: What's it, Great Reader Sir?
KIM: Advertising will fix Califloornia's illweegull aliens pwoblem!
WANG: Sir, what kind of advertising could possibly fix California's illegal alien problem?
KIM: False advertising!
WANG: False advertising, O' Great One?
KIM: Yes. My plan is simple as My Simon! Koweefornia only needs to put up a sign on her southern border with Mexicrow!
WANG: A sign, Sir?
KIM: Yes, a sign...but not just any sign! This will be a sign that will confuse the Green Card Challenged masses! With this sign...Coweefloornia will soon have all those uninsured democrat voting motorists, paddling their way through the desert sands, headed back south!
WANG: What could a sign possibly say to produce such a reaction, Great Reader?
KIM: "Welcome to Oregon".
WANG: Sir, you have too much free time on your hands.
KIM: I'm knows.