Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Hey, Bartender!


The latest from Pyongyang! Great Bartender, KIM Jong IL, has announced a new drink to help break the "nice" with westerners! Created by our very own Great Reader, it's a drink containing MSG, garlic-vodka, kimchi-Kahlua, and Soju. It's called the "KIM JONG IL,NUKE-WE-ARE, EYE-SHE-B-M"! We at Great Reader highly recommend the derux drink. It comes complete with a complementary pink umbrella...free for $5 dollah (US)! WARNING: The DPRK's Sturgeon's General Office warns that consumption of this drink could cause a severe case of EMP (electromagnetic pulse) or pregnancy in unsuspecting sheep.

4 comments:

innominatus said...

My guts are in great pain just thinking about kimchi kahlua

LL said...

That drink is so wrong.

pamibe said...

"KIM JONG IL,NUKE-WE-ARE, EYE-SHE-B-M"

BM is right! LOL!

The_Kid said...

I would like 7 of them. I will forward the delivery addresses at a later time. Wait, make it 137. Wait..