Meanwhile...somewhere in the White House...
BO: Michelle, did you see this?
MO: What, Barry?
BO: The People's newest Chrysler commercial!
MO: Yeah I saw it...but I didn't get it. Bunch 'a white dudes and not a female one, nor a person of color in the whole damned commercial.
BO: Look again... my Big Booty'd One....it's brilliant, I say!
MO: How in the hell is that shit brilliant, Barry?
BO: That commercial is ALL about ME!
BO: Just look, Sugar Booger! The guy driving that wind-solar powered People's Chrysler is me! ME-ME-ME!!! "I" was in the white-face and wig just so's to get it past those ass-hoe's at Fox News.
MO: OMG...Barry! And those white folks (in the red coats) you be runnin' down, really be white?!
BO: That's right, Sweet Meat! Not only white but "typical white" middle class racist Arizonans!
MO: I see it all clearly now, Barry! Those guys are a bunch of racist Arizonans that are tea baggers, war mongers, tax & spend complainers, oil driller-spillers, Israeli Army lovers, hockey-mom moose hunters, and a bunch of Neo Nazi conservatives who need a "teachable moment" about world peace through self-disarmament , health care SEIU style, Fannie-Freddy & friends bailouts, Islam-The Religion of Peace through Jihad Sensitivity Training, tax increases, N.Korean-Iranian nuclear energy producers, carbon footprints, and global warming!
BO: You got it, my bodacious Bamma Mamma! Now let Big Daddy show you how to plug a hoe...
MO: (bending over and grabbing ankles)
I'm so proud to be an American!