GREAT READER: So, Glass-hopper ...how did glorious soccer match against heathens of Porch-U-gull go?
SON: It did not go well, Great Father.
GREAT READER: What was score?
SON: Dad, they beat us SEVEN-NOTHING and we were lucky to get nothing.
GREAT READER: Did you not discuss TicTacs ?
SON: Yes, Father...we discussed tactics.
GREAT READER: You gave them a PEPPY-talk... did you not?
SON: (tearing up, head down) Yes Dad, I gave them a pep-talk... but I failed.
...sniff...sniff...What should I do?
GREAT READER: Well, when wife give you womens, make women-aide!
SON: (head up) So what do I do, Father?
GREAT READER: Give Coach and team a PREP talk.
SON: What's a "prep" talk, Sir?
GREAT READER: It's a "PREP-PARE TO DIE, YOU MUDDER-PUCKERS!!!"...kind of talk.
Now...go bro your nose, dry eyes, and put all of soccer team on
the DPRK's "Endangered Feces List"!!!
SON: Yes, Daddy! (exits excitedly, stage right)
GREAT READER: (yelling towards son) And thanks LOOONG time for the vodka-flavored-viagra-infused Father's Day veggie gift pack, Son!!!
SON: (from far off) Por nada.
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Run them through the wood chipper so they'll play better next time!
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LOL! That's hilarious!!! :D
Gene, I'm hoping he had some of his harem girls or guys stuff that up his ....
Pam- Ruv Ya!!!
Kid- Be nice to Great Reader!!!
Hilarious.
Soccer? I'd rather watch paint dry on a wall...
Shhhh... no body tell Great Reader that they might have played a bit better if they had gotten at least one full meal before the game. LOL.
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