Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Ask KIM Jong IL: About Birds
Dear Great Reader-
My Face Book friend, Flag Gazer, tells me of this stray bird she found. I think it could be a Green Quaker Parrot. If so, how can I be sure?
Byrd D. Watcher
You are frum fly-over country and don't know of my simple test for birds???!!!
Oh well, let Great Reader clues you in! The answer is found using
"KIM Jong Il's Stray Bird Test".
...First off, you needs two average size cereal (or rice) bowls.
...Next, fill one with water and the other wiff oatsmeal.
...Now, note that if the bird goes diwreckedly to the water and starts to bobbing it's 'lil head under then you'll have your answer!
Your streamlined feathered stray friend is a Baptist...not a Quaker!!!
KIM Jong IL
NKFC Franchise Owner
(Norf Korean Fried Chicken)
P.M.S. Be careful of any stray birds who knock on your door!!! Could be a census taker or worse...a Jehovah's Witness!!!