Saturday, May 29, 2010

Obama Sings "If I Only Had a Brain"

IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN
(from The Wizard of Oz, a JihadGene rewrite)

I could while away the hours, shaking hands with punks in power
...screw that maverick...John McCain.
And my butt I'd be scratchin' while
Iranian nukes be busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
I'd write a no-nuke riddle for any individ'le
In Pyongyang or Khomein.
With the thoughts I am thinkin'
I could be a Kenyan Lincoln
If I only had a brain.
Oh, I could tell you why B.P.'s a bunch of Hoe's.
I could think of things Mao never thunk befoe.
Then I'd vacation and think some moe.
I would not be just a nothin' my head all full of stuffin'
Like Biden... the hair-plugged schmo!
I would golf and be merry, while the Gulf Coast sucked oily dingle-berries,
If I only had a brain.

7 comments:

pamibe said...

OMG, you've outdone yourself! This is outstanding!! LOL!

Johnny Pazzesco said...

Outstanding! Best thing I've seen all week!

joated said...

Excellent!

And that smug look on his kisser....I'd just like to reach out and touch someone...if you know what I mean.

The_Kid said...

He's some piece for sure.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Well played, sir!

JihadGene said...

Pam- I hope I haven't outdone myself...but thanks looong time!!!

Johnny P- Thanks El MUCHO!!!
I miss your blogging looong time!

Joated- I KNOW eggsackly what chew mean!!!

Kid- U bee preachin' to the choir!

Joan of A- Thanks EL MUCHO CUCARACHA!!!
(Mexico talk)
Now CUFF UP!!!
(Arizona talk)

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