Thursday, May 20, 2010

Japan Invents Rice Bra!


I can't get this story off of my mind. No longer will you hear Japanese men complain..."Oh no! Rice again for dinner?!" Will one of the most popular names for a Japanese newborn girl be "Paddy"? This story has gotten me thinking...just can't get my mind off of it. It's day 2 since the story broke...I look at my lovely wife's chest and smile a secret smile. Soon I'll go to the grocer and do my best to avert my eyes should I accidentally bump into a brazenly displayed box of Rice-A-Roni. While I'm out, I think I'll rent the movie
"Rice Girl"!

It's hell being a man.

6 comments:

Heff said...

Screw the RICE, LOOK @ THOSE KNOCKERZ !

You like Ac/Dc huh ?

C'MON OVER.

pamibe said...

'Paddy'?! ROFL!

Teresa said...

O.M.G.

A renewed interest in farming... okay fine.

Cappy said...

Japanese technology triumphs again!

USA_Admiral said...

Best line ever, "It's hell being a man", Also the truest.

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