Thursday, March 25, 2010
Obamacare Saves U.S. from North Korean Nuclear Missile Strike!!!
Meanwhile somewhere faraway from the hustle and bustle of Afalc-can Americans we find Norf Korea's Great Reader, KIM Jong IL back in his Pyongyang digs contemplating his next move after having received the latest intel on Obamacare...
KIM- General Wang, if this Oblamma Care kicks in...when will it take effect?
WANG- I believe in the year 2014, Sir.
KIM- Glood. Then there's still time.
WANG- Time, Sir? For what?
KIM- Time to do further testing of our Norf Korean ICBM's to see if they can reach Tijuana, of course!
WANG- But Tijuana is in Mexico, Great One. Why would we attack Mexico?
KIM- Because all the Americlans will be in Tijuana come 2014!
WANG- Why would they be in Tijuana, Sir?
KIM- For better health care, of course!
WANG- I see.
KIM- Americlaws ducks have come home to roost!!! Now go get me a shot and a beer!! Make it a Corona and don't floorget the lime!
WANG- Right away, Great Reader! What kind of shot, Sir?