Saturday, January 2, 2010

KIM Jong Il Ruv's You



*JihadGene's version of a great song by Michael Franti..."Say Hey!"
(I Love You)

This one goes out to you and yours
...WorldWhyWeb...
I say hey I'm be gone today
But I'm be back all around the way
It seems like everywhere I'm go
The more I'm see
the less I'm know
But I'm knows one thing
That I RUV you
I'm RUV you!!!
I'm RUV you!!!
I'm RUV you!!!

I've launched a lot of wockets out your way
I’m seen a lot a losers one of which is named McCAIN
but I don’t want to write a ruv song for the world,
I just want to write a song about Obama... who's a girl!
Iranians on the corner always calling my name
And the Chinese in my corner playing U.N. games
When I saw Obama bowing down, well... I'm thought I would spew
And when I saw the health care plan I knew it was true
I'm say Obama, him be gone today
But he'll be back frum Hawaii way
It seems like everywhere him go
The more he kisses ass
the less McCain knows
But I'm know one thing
That I ruv you
I RUV you
I RUV you
I RUV you

Now I’m not a highly sphincterphysical man
But I'm knows when the stars are aligned with his Kenyan can
Kiss the ring of a person in the Middle of the East
Look into their eyes and you suddenly know
Rocking in the dance hall...Hugo Chavez with you
Dancing with Hamas in the middle of Jews
My dead Daddy told me don’t lose you
‘cause the best luck I've had was you
I said Hey he'll be gone someday
But I'm got wockets, all headed your way!
It seems rike everywhere I'm go
The more I'm see the less I'm know
But I knows one thing
That I RUV you
I RUV you
I RUV you
I RUV you

And I'm sees... relatives in mud huts, wanting to move in with you
They chant... Hey Obama hey Obama...close to you!
Rocking in the dance hall ACORN's with you
Michelle say... hey papa, hey papa... close to you!
Rocking in the Airports! BOMBERS COMING THROUGH!!!
I say, "Panty bombers! Panty bombers! Close to you?"
Rocking in the dance hall moving with you I said
Hey Obama, hey Obama, hey Obama, hey Obama
hey Obama, hey Obama, hey Obama, hey Obama
What chew gonna do?

My dead Daddy told me don’t lose you
Cause the best luck I'm had was you
And I know one thing that I RUV you
I said hey I'm be gone today
but I’ll be Barack in my own way
It seems rike everywhere I go
The more I'm see the less I'm know
I said hey I'm be gone today
but I’ll be Barack in my own way
It seems like everywheres I go
The more I'm see the less I'm know
But I knows one thing that I ruv you
I RUV you (3x)
I RUV you (3x)
I RUV you (3x)

I LOVE YOU, MY READERS! LOOONG TIME!!! HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR, 2010!!!

7 comments:

Snarky Basterd said...

We Luv you long time, too, Great Reader. Happy Nuuuuu Year.

Jerry in Texas said...

Thanks for the e-mail greeting. It was hilarious.

Happy New Year, Long Time!!

Maeve said...

loooooooong time baby!
loooooooooong time!

Kid said...

Hey Gene !

Kanani said...

I Ruvvvv youuuuu!!!

buffalodick said...

Happy 2010!

Nishant said...

Time to recharge? Enjoy. But don't forget to come back!

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