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I have an emergency medical transport but it must be discreet.
Discreet, huh? You're coming up "Private Caller" on my caller ID but I'm good at guessing celebrity voices, is this...
Ma'am, I just want an ambulance. No lights. No siren. I want my privacy...that's all I ask...
You know you sound just like that cat on TV doing commercials for those Frosted Flakes...
Look Ma'am, just send an ambulance of some kind to the Tiger Woods estate in the Isleworth subdivision and please be discreet about it.
No problem Mr Woods and thanks for letting us get your GOATS.
GRRREAT!!!
3 comments:
Last night Letterman called Tiger Woods the greatest athlete on the planet... I wonder why he is defending him? HeeHeeHee...
His name just doesn't fit his libido. Tigers are lazy. If he's really been screwing 10 women (including his wife), he needs to change his name to something more appropriate, like:
Rabbit Wood
Yep, ole Tiger has laid a lot of wood...
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