Meanwhile somewhere in Joe Biden's enemy held territory of West Korea...we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL, Dicktater of Norf Korea, looking at the latest intel gleaned from the internet...
KIM- What?! I'm kraygee (Korean 4 crazy)? BWAHAHAHA!!!! General Wang, come crick!
WANG- Coming quickly, Sir! What's wrong?
KIM- Look at cumpooter. See this artickle by Rooters? (HERE)
WANG- It's Reuters, Sir...but yes...it's titled "Why it's sane for Kim Jong Il to be crazy".
KIM- Did you knows it ownree takes 33 minutes for an ICBM from Norf Korea to hit America?
WANG- Only 33 minutes, Sir?
KIM- 33 minutes.
WANG- So you are crazy while Obama cuts missile defense and gets a Nobel Peace Prize?
KIM- (looking really nuts)
...33 minutes, General Wang... 33 minutes...