Great Reader KIM Jong IL here! My lee-port on Brogg Wirld Explode 2009 I have put to music. Do you leemember Charlie Daniels' "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"? WEll here ya go...
KIM Jong IL went down to VEGAS, he was looking for COMMANDER SALAMANDER or sum NAVY SEALS.
BLACK FIVE was in a bind 'cuz TOBY and BOUHAMMER WATCHED HIM WAY LOOONG TIME!!!
BOSTON MAGGIE was TRADING TWITTAH's, to make a deal.
GREAT READER came across LAUGHING WOLF, FIDD'LIN ON A COMPUTER and playin' WITH WIRES hot.
THEN CHUCK ZEIGENFUS jumped upon C.J. GRISHAM (who ain't NO CHUMP) and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I bet you didn't know it, but I'm a STAR TREK VULCAN too.
"And if you'd care to take TAMMY MUNSON's dare, I'll FIND AN INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR (code for Hooker) for you.
"Now you FLY a pretty good PLANE, MR WOLF, but give DELTA WHISKEY her due:
"I bet BARMY MAMA against the Dalai Lama, 'cuz I think LTC ARATA and MAJ. COSENTINO are better than you."
The gal said: "My name's Mrs BOUHAMMER and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cuz I'm the best DANCER that's ever been."
UNCLE JIMBLOW you GET UP OFF YUR ASS...QUIT playin' your fiddle hard.
'Cuz KIM JONG IL's broke loose in Neveda and THE KITCHEN DISPATCH deals it hard.
And if you win you get these shiny SOLDIER's ANGELS WINGS made of gold.
But if you lose, KANANI's daughter gets a round-trip ticket to SEOUL.
TCOVERRIDE opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from HIS GIMLET LIPS as HE SPIED FOR A BRIDE, down the casino's road.
And he pulled THIS BRIDE across his TABLE and only gave her a LOUSY KISS. (a clean peck)
Then the pair of GREYHAWK HEATHENS joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Major finished, JihadGene said: "Well, that's pretty piss-poor, son."
"But if you'll sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."
Fire off some WOCKETS, wun boys, wun!!!
The GREAT READER's in the house of Elvis, son!!!
Chicken with some ginseng and pickin' my nose!!!
"KIMMY, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no!!!"
Then That 1 GUY bowed his head because he rode his Harley there, truly beat.
JihadGene bows down in honor at that tired bikers feet.
AND WE ALL said: "UNCLE JIMBO and KEV just come on over if you ever want to WALK again.
"I told you once...my TANKER-OF-A-BABE and TAMMI my friend,
You missed the greatest party that's ever been!!!"
And they sang some AC/DC... run boys, run!!!
The B-FIVE CREW's in the house of ALL NIGHT FUN!!!
CHUCK's gonna be blowing chunks... I just know!!!
"Say baby, aren't you an independent contractor?"
"No, child, no!!!"
*Sorry to those I'm missed or dissed! I had the time of my life!!!