Friday, October 9, 2009

Breaking News!


BAGHDAD BOB- Hello, all of you INFIDELS, and greetings from Fresno, California! Sorry to interrupt your regularly scheduled Fox Nude's and Friends broadcast but I have breaking news, Praise Allah!!! It seems your ChiLite-Kenyan-Hawaiian leader...
Barack Saddamacornhussein Obama... has once again stolen an award from the grave of a dead man... No, not Al Gore!...I'm talking about Saddam Hussein! Even in death, Saddam Hussein is greater than your American Great Grandma of a Satan, Nancy Pelosi! If anyone should have received the Nobel Peace Prize it should have been...


KANYE WEST- 'Scuse me for interrupting, Muh-Fugger...but wiff out a doubt, Beyonce is the best Nobel Piece Prize Winner of all time, e'va! Speakin of winners...here's former Green Jobs Czar, Van Jones...


VAN JONES- Assholes!!!



WALTER CRONKITE- And that's the way it is, on JihadGene's television. We now return you to our normally scheduled program "John Kerry, Hero of North Vietnam" starring Paul Lynde.

8 comments:

innominatus said...

A Paul Lynde reference - and I get it. Now I feel really old!

buffalodick said...

Nobel invented dynamite..this prize is his way of seeking redemption. Winning this award by any but a Humanitarian, cannot, and should not- ever be won by a head of a Nation..Guess why?

Joanie said...

You are so seriously twisted...I love it!

I'm envious of Kim. You must keep her laughing 24/7.

JihadGene said...

Innominatus- Sorry, my man!

buffalodick- Every morning it's something with a twist...be careful out there!

Joanie- Twisted is pretty much it, alright!

Johnny Pazzesco said...

You need some serious help.
Putting you on my blogroll so I can check on you daily.

Dr. Dave said...

You is da crazies mu-fucker...eva.

JihadGene said...

Johnny P- You too Bro and thanks!!!

Dr Dave- And proud of it! Maybe I can get a Pulitzer... or did Obama already take this year's?

Kanani said...

I nominated myself for not telling anyone to !(#* off for the past week. This was a major milestone, and requires minutes of decision making to refrain myself from taking the usual course of non diplomacy.