Well, I hope you know this 1980's tune...if not, I will have a You Tube up on it later today.
Who RUV's you LOOONG time? Great Reader, of clourse!!! Now join in song with Madame Spleaker Nancy Pelosi singing the Tommy Tutone Hit called 867-5309!
PYONGYANG 75309
Kimmy, Kimmy, who can I turn to?
You give me some rockets I can hold onto
I know you think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Kimmy, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Kimmy, don't change your number,
Pyongyang 7-5-3-0-9 (P.Y.7-5-3-0-9)
Pyongyang 7-5-3-0-9 (D.P.R.K. 3-0-9)
Kimmy, Kimmy, you're da bomb to me.
You don't know me but you make me so hornay!!! (looong time)
I tried to call you before but I lost my gavel.
I tried my imagination, but I was unraveled.
Kimmy, I got your number,
I need to make you mine.
Kimmy, don't change your number,
Pyongyang 7-5-3-0-9 (COMMIE 7-5-3-0-9)
Pyongyang 7-5-3-0-9 (SOCIALIST 5-3-0-9)
I got it, I got it, I got it!
I got your number on the wall!
I got it, I got it, I got it!
For a good time, for a good time crawl....
Jong IL, don't change your number.
I need to make you mine.
Great Reader, I'll call your number,
Bite Me 7-5-3-0-9 (Bailout 7-5-3-0-9)
Daschle 7-5-3-0-9 (Loser 7-5-3-0-9)
Kimmy, Kimmy who can I turn to? (Jo Mama 7-5-3-0-9)
For the price of a bailout I can always turn to you.
(OBAMA 7-5-3-0-9)
(Stimulate THIS 5-3-0-9)
(John McCAIN 5-3-0-9)
(Open Borders 5-3-0-9)
(Dumb Ass 7-5-3-0-9)
KIM JONG IL 7-5-3-0-9(//fade out//)
Great Reader 7-5-3-0-9
DickTater 7-5-3-0-9
Kimchee 7-5-3-0-9
11 comments:
Oh.My.Goodness.
Genius. Like no other post.
hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
You can't top this. But you probably will.
Deltabravo
Thanks DB!
Yeah, gotta say, the great reader should pass this on to Paul Shanklin and we can make a great cd and donate money to the SA's!!
I will simply applaud.
cb
OMG... You crack me up. Where do you get this stuff?
defendUSA
C_Bob
H20
Thanks all! I don't know where I come up with this crap at times. This time however, I heard the 8675209 song on the radio a few days ago and it stuck in my haid fer some darn reason, then next thing I knew, ShaZam! I just had to clown Nancy Pelosi's ass looong time.JG
8675 THREE 09.
So solly, Gene, you musta wing da wong numbah!
Your mind kinds scares me some times..........
;)
Nancy ruvs you rong time, Great Reader! LOL!
Hahahahahahahaha!!! I don't even mind that the song will be in my head for the rest of the day! That's great!
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector, "First body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."
"The second body is an Irishman, 25years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
" The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning."
"Why is she smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought she was having her picture taken."
Deltabravo
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