You Should Travel to Hawaii
1) Get a pet wallaby
2) Eat less lard
4) Study fashion design
5) Get in shape with disco dancing
I...Great Reader, KIM Jong IL... have taken the test and have passed gas with frying (flying) colors! Eat less lard? Fashion design? Get in shape wiff disco dancing? How did they know?!!!
(*hat tip/ripped off from Captain Sql)