Monday, December 8, 2008

Great Reader KIM Jong IL's Request for a Bail-Out


FRUMS:KIM Jong IL, Great Reader of Norf Korea

DATE: Fruckin Monday

MESSAGE...

Deer US TAX&SPEND CASHCOW's-
Merry Chipmunks (Christmas) to all! Dat's white! It is me, Great Reader...KIM Jong IL. Exciting as being on Oprah...huh? U knows it! Anyways, I'm hurtin like a homeless person without $, moo-lah, dinero, won, yen, deutsche marks, etc., for booze, smokes, or a fix out here in Norf Korea! Howze about kickin down with sum foldin' money for Great Reader KIM Jong IL? Don't be a bunch of SCREWED YA's (Scrooges)!!! I need cash money for my new line 'O autos-mobile! Check out my newest line of fine rides,like the All-New SCUD F-150 Megla-Ton, "FLOORED EXPLODER"! This baybee comes comprete with a windshield and pillow! For any Democratic patriot/stupid ass, who watches Oprah, or anyone who has ever owned a Ford Pinto, KIM Jong IL will throw in the rear windshield absolutely free! That's GRATIS for you mexican speakers of Engrish!It's PIMP CITY! Now I knows that HIP-HOP RAPPER dude LUDACRIS ruv's OBAMA long time, so I's have named a special model after him, we call it the "PIECE OF CRIS"! Redesigned after the trusty oil-leaking Dodge Neon (Piece of Shit) it will be a sure-fire (or sure to catch-fire) hit in North America! I talked to some Homies/Terrorists in OPEC and they ruved it looong time! In South Korea they have a brand of tires called HanKook but I'm haves you know that in the most glorious land of Norf Korea we have loaded this baby up with a complete set of 8 inch (or 20cm) quality KIM-HOE tires! That's right! KIM HOE'S, BABY!!! Guaranteed for 100,000 miles or 2km (whichever cums first)! Yeah I know, but they still beat the shit out of General tires, Firestone's, or Goodyear's any day of the weak (yeah...weak)!!!

Give Generously...your tax dollars to:
Great Reader KIM Jong IL and the PAAW-U (People's Asshole Auto Workers-Union).

10 comments:

H2o said...

I needed a good laugh...

Thanks!

Evil Transport Lady said...

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I was looking forward to a going out of business sale;)

Anonymous said...

"sure-fire (or sure to catch-fire) hit in North America!"

Haha. I needed a laugh too.

You have to be careful with joking about this, though. One time I was joking with someone and telling them their parents hated him... his first car they gave him was a Pinto. (Funny joke, right?)

He paused. Well, actually, it was! (Awkward silence.)

Ummm... sorry. I didn't know....


Deltabravo

JihadGene said...

Thanks y'all! Unions are good to an extent. You just have to be realistic for the company to stay in business.

pamibe said...

HILARIOUS!!!! LOL!! And I love your new seal, Great Leader!! :D

Tammi said...

I'm laughing. But...I'm still a little worried/scared about how your mind works.

Just sayin'....

;-)

JihadGene said...

Tammi-

Sometimes my mind works OK. Those are days I don't blog. JG ;)

Anonymous said...

That makes me think I should blog all the time.

I must create a blog.

CB

joated said...

Heh? Why not? Cut him the same kind of deal they are talking about for the Big 3. (Namely we'll nationalize his assets while feeding his people.)

Hey! Maybe we could get ole Kim to agree to end the Korean War. Last I checked it's been on hold for...oh, about 50 years.

JihadGene said...

C_Bob

I think your future is in Politics...
do you want a Governor's job? Or how about a stint as US Senator? I got the hook-up...just show me the money!

Joated-
For enough cash and prizes I bet it would work in North Korea as it apparently does in Illinois.