PRAISE ALLAH and get 'em while they're hot (or not)! But it is FREE! That means GRATIS for you non Engrish speaking Mexicans out there! K-Tel Records & 8 Track Tapes proudly presents Billy Joel's (B.J.'s) very own sure-to-be-a-bomb/HIT-PIECE on the US military, titled "CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH"! Did I tell ya it's FREE! Free?...Right there speaks volumes. Hey, I may be a lowly goat herder but I know enough to know when someone's beggin'. Here's some of his lyrics...
WE ARE THE ARMIES OF THE EMPIRE
WE ARE THE LEGIONNAIRES OF ROME
IT’S CHRISTMAS IN FALLUJAH
AND WE AIN’T NEVER COMING HOME
WE CAME TO BRING THESE PEOPLE FREEDOM
WE CAME TO FIGHT THE INFIDEL
THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE DESERT
BECAUSE THERE IS NO GOD IN HELL
THEY SAY OSAMA’S IN THE MOUNTAINS
DEEP IN A CAVE NEAR PAKISTAN
BUT THERE’S A SEA OF BLOOD IN BAGHDAD
A SEA OF OIL IN THE SAND
*And now....in the same SPIRIT OF GOODWILL... please rise and sing to washed up has-been Billy Joel, with GREAT READER and JIHADGENE, an old U.S. Armed Forces Hymn.....
US ARMED FORCES HYMN
(louder, now) HIM
(YELL it!!!) FUUUUUUUUCK, HIM!!!
**Praise be to Greyhawk for his piece on BJ's song.