Friday, November 14, 2008
The Wife's Beanie Baby Collection
I just want a place to dump or otherwise bury all my wife’s STOOOPID Beanie Baby collection. I’ve secretly been culling them off for years. One month at a time, I see to it that my dog, the West Highland White Terrorist (Booger Butt) gets one fed to her...each and every month. I take her to a Vet who hates those Beanie-Headed-Bastards as much as I do. He says all that fiber is good for her and the fuzzy stuff acts as a floss for her colon. Cool! She chews the crap out of them…I love it! I hide the evidence down deep in the garbage that even a Progressive wouldn’t touch. I hope my secret is safe with you. I’ll go to my grave knowing I did my best as a Husband but those Beanie Babys SUCK MASSIVELY! May they all rot in Hell with my 401K!
*Special thanks to Pam for the inspiration and Beanie Baby photo!