Wednesday, November 26, 2008

KIM Jong IL on Turkeys


KIMMYNEWZ- (Norf Korea)
The starving and glorious People's Army Dietician Corps have once again made an amazing discovery! Dr. Mee Hung Gree, has found that American grown Tom turkeys are loaded in caloric brain power. It is rumored that turkey is even more revered by the Great Reader than Chihuahua on a stick or the infamous Korean Kimchee soup. Great Reader KIM Jong IL stated "If that's true... then as of tomorrow afternoon I'll be a Foo-king wocket scientologist! Just make sure doze birds are frums the states and not China. Lousy Chinese blastards!

Ruv You Looong Time!!! JG

7 comments:

pamibe said...

"Chihuahua on a stick"...

Not enough meat! ROFL! Oh, gawd, I'm sick...!

Ruv you long time!!!

Teresa said...

Happy Thanksgiving JG

Make sure you have someone guarding your back after all that turkey... so when you fall asleep the Chihuahuas don't get ya. ROFLMAO

Ruv you long time. ;-)

RedNeck said...

Dwop the Chalupa... then dip it in barbecue sauce.

Happy T-day man.

Anonymous said...

I tell Great Reader to Stay Away From Stuffing ! Too much Turkey Stuffing added to Already Over Stuffed Turkey Vely Vely Dangerous !

- Head Chief Dietician of Ecredible DPRK, Diana Hunger

Cappy said...

Chihuahua on a stick
Mmmmmmm....

H2o said...

Gawd you crack me up! Not good after a full meal. One might spew... Happy Thanksgiving Long Duck Dong. LOL..

Maeve said...

Love you loooooong time!
Hope you had a great Thanksgiving!
:)