Wednesday, September 10, 2008
KIM Jong IL is NOT Dead!
I am well aware of the rumors started by those Republican Right-Winged Lipstick-Wearing PIGS stating that my dear friend, Great Reader, KIM Jong Il is dead. This is not true! You can be sure of it! I just got off the phone with him (1-800-KIM-LIVE). Don't listen to those lipsticked hockey-infested Mom's who wear no hajibs! Unlike the wonderful Nancy Pelosi (is she still on vacation?) they, the lipsticked ones, and all the devil children they have spawned will suffer a retro-active abortion at the hands of the most merciful god of all, Allah, himself. So don't give me any of that Rush Limbaugh crap with the totally bogus phone number of 1-800-KIM-DEAD. Remember...just as OJ will be found innocent in Vegas...Great Reader, KIM Jong Il lives! Obama's gonna win too! So there.... take that...you infidels and women with the painted up faces and ruby-red lips.