Wednesday, September 3, 2008

It's 3:00AM and KIM Jong IL's Phone Rings


Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, in The Land of the Morning Missile Launch, Norf Korea, it's 3:00AM... and Great Reader KIM Jong IL's phone rings....

KIM- ZZzzzzz....

(North Korean phone rings)
BRING-BRING! BRING-BRING! BRING-BRING! BRING!!!!!!

KIM- ZZzzzzz.....

(phone continues to ring and now loud knocking on Great Reader's bedroom door)

BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!

KIM- ZZzzzzz...snort...WTF, over?!

BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!

KIM- Okray! OKRAY!!! I'm up's already! Now stops it with the bringing of phone and the knocka-knocka's on door, General Wang!



WANG- (behind door) Pick up the phone, Sir! It's long distance from St Paul, Minnesota!!

BRING-BRING! BRING-BRING!

KIM- Hell-row? Yes this is Norf Korean Great Reader, KIM Jong IL...

VOICE- Knock. Knock.

KIM- Whose there?

VOICE- Mooseiscooked.

KIM- Mooseiscooked who?

VOICE- Yours and Obama's.
BWAHahahaha!!!

KIM- Ha and ha, very flunnie. Grood night.
(hangs up phone)

WANG- Who was that Sir?

KIM- I'll give you 2 guesses.

WANG- Fred Thompson or Sarah Palin?

KIM- Yep.

WANG- You really think so, Sir?

KIM- Well it the sure-as-hell wasn't P. Diddy or Hillary Clinton.
Now say good night Wang.

WANG- Good night, Sir.