Meanwhile somewhere north of the 38th Parallel, in The Land of the Morning Missile Launch, Norf Korea, it's 3:00AM... and Great Reader KIM Jong IL's phone rings....
KIM- ZZzzzzz....
(North Korean phone rings)
BRING-BRING! BRING-BRING! BRING-BRING! BRING!!!!!!
KIM- ZZzzzzz.....
(phone continues to ring and now loud knocking on Great Reader's bedroom door)
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
KIM- ZZzzzzz...snort...WTF, over?!
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
BRING-BRING! KNOCKA-KNOCKA!
KIM- Okray! OKRAY!!! I'm up's already! Now stops it with the bringing of phone and the knocka-knocka's on door, General Wang!
WANG- (behind door) Pick up the phone, Sir! It's long distance from St Paul, Minnesota!!
BRING-BRING! BRING-BRING!
KIM- Hell-row? Yes this is Norf Korean Great Reader, KIM Jong IL...
VOICE- Knock. Knock.
KIM- Whose there?
VOICE- Mooseiscooked.
KIM- Mooseiscooked who?
VOICE- Yours and Obama's.
BWAHahahaha!!!
KIM- Ha and ha, very flunnie. Grood night.
(hangs up phone)
WANG- Who was that Sir?
KIM- I'll give you 2 guesses.
WANG- Fred Thompson or Sarah Palin?
KIM- Yep.
WANG- You really think so, Sir?
KIM- Well it the sure-as-hell wasn't P. Diddy or Hillary Clinton.
Now say good night Wang.
WANG- Good night, Sir.
4 comments:
ROFL! You just keep getting better and better...!
I'm guessing they don't have called ID in NK just yet.
LMAO... Kinda behind times aren't they Hammer.
Moose might be cooked, but if Sarah pulls out the lipstick - you better run. ;-)
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