Wednesday, June 25, 2008
KIM Jong IL on Depression and Self Medicating
Meanwhile North of the 38th Parallel, in the land of milk & Honeycombs we find Great Reader KIM Jong Il, in pink robe and fuzzy bunny slippers, reading a cereal box, and eating breakfast, much to the distress of General Wang...
WANG- Your Greatness, I haven't seen you in this kinda shape since the movie Team America came out! Every-time you get depressed, you start eating boxes of Honeycomb cereal!
KIM- (munch, mmm, munch, crunch) TEEMS AMERICKLAW!!!
Booo-hooo-hooo-hooo! Sniff-sniff. sniff. Pass me the milk and get me some more Kreen-Ex.
WANG-Right here with the Kleenex , your Sad One. You can't go on like this, Sir.
KIM- (Munch, CRUNCH, muncH!!!)
Can't goes on like what? I'm likes Honey's-Comb LOOONG time! It's my way to self meditate.
WANG- Self medicate, Sir.
KIM- Whatever. I'm feels depressed. But I'm knows I'm must be thinking more positively. Yes, that's right! The sun will wise again in the mooring!
WANG- That's right Sir! The sun will rise again in the morning! It will be a better day and this dark cloud shall pass-by, showing a bright & beautiful, new tomorrow!
KIM- (rises from kitchen table, puts on big sunglasses, and begins to sing from
the musical Annie)
The sun will come out TOO-MARR-LOW
So you gots to hang on
Come whats may
I RUV Ya TOMORROW
KIM- Thanks General Wang! I fweel better already.
WANG- Good. Now I need some Honeycomb.
KIM- Help yourself!