WANG- (Norko's 7 star General)What's going on, Big Bossman?You depressed or something, Sir?
KIM- Me? Dee-plessed? Never happen, GI! I'm just be thinking.
WANG- A penny for your thoughts, Great One.
KIM- What's Penny got to do with this? Wasn't she Will Rob-lynn-son's sister on TV show "Lost In Space"?
WANG- What I meant, Sir, iswhat are you thinking about?
KIM- I knew that! I'm thinkings of Barrack Who's-Named Obama and why for him no go to I-Whack (Iraq) looong time! Maybe like 2 years (or Mexican talk for McCain supporters "DOS ANOS').
WANG- Well, he's a very busy man I'm sure, what with the campaign and all, your Greatness. After all, he is a man of CHANGE, and that takes great effort, Sir.
KIM- Yeah, Wang. I'm thoughts abrout that, but the own-ree things he changed lately has been his US flag lapel pin, his choice of Pastors, and the Trinity United Against Whitey Church in Chicargo.
KIM- You think he'll come talk to the Great Reader, Wang?
WANG- Not only that Sir, but I'll bet he brings Oprah with him as well!
KIM- WOW! Maybe she'll give me a new car!!!
WANG- Hey, it could happen!
KIM- You sounded just rike Judy Tenuta! That reminds me lets get the Joy Brigade and have them bring their accordions!
WANG- Right away, Sir!
Ohhhh, dat Judy Tenuta!Me ruv her rong time.
Deer Blogg d'Elisson,HOE-REE KWAP!!! I'm had nose idea that you had the hook-up with Miss Judy Tuna-neuta! That's out-wageous!!! The more's I'm see of your brogg da more betta it gets! No bullocks dung!!! Sorry SWMBO is still a sturgeon, butt that's life! What's the proper PSI to inflate my sheep at? I wanna get some good mileage outta her. Thanks in advance,KIM Jong IL w/JihadGene
Post a Comment