First off-I want to thank That 1 Guy over at Drunken Wisdom for his "KEY FOB CONFESSION"
titled "footsteps" .
His confession inspired me to come forward with my own KFC (not Kentucky Fried Chicken)!!!
The wife and I own a small business and I’m always looking out the window, day dreaming. One afternoon I noticed this cute little gal (high school age) doing some heavy make-out action with this slime-ball gang-banger under a tree in the parking lot. Yes, I park my truck under that tree. The range was pretty damn far, but was it too far for the Dodge truck’s key fob? Could it work under such all-too-important and demanding conditions? I hit the panic button and LMAO!!! Yes, I’m a butt-hole. A bored outta my mind butt-hole in seek of excitement! An out and out fun-loving butt-hole first class! I can’t wait to finish my coffee and launch another butt-hole’d attack on some unsuspecting gang-banger butt holes! Let the games begin!!! Anybody know where I can get a new battery for my key fob?