Saturday, June 21, 2008

KFC Confessions

First off-I want to thank That 1 Guy over at Drunken Wisdom for his "KEY FOB CONFESSION"
titled "footsteps" .

His confession inspired me to come forward with my own KFC (not Kentucky Fried Chicken)!!!

The wife and I own a small business and I’m always looking out the window, day dreaming. One afternoon I noticed this cute little gal (high school age) doing some heavy make-out action with this slime-ball gang-banger under a tree in the parking lot. Yes, I park my truck under that tree. The range was pretty damn far, but was it too far for the Dodge truck’s key fob? Could it work under such all-too-important and demanding conditions? I hit the panic button and LMAO!!! Yes, I’m a butt-hole. A bored outta my mind butt-hole in seek of excitement! An out and out fun-loving butt-hole first class! I can’t wait to finish my coffee and launch another butt-hole’d attack on some unsuspecting gang-banger butt holes! Let the games begin!!! Anybody know where I can get a new battery for my key fob?

5 comments:

Boomer Baby Carol said...

I'm loving it. I'm loving you.
Elder Sister

RedNeck said...

Boy... you ain't right.

Boomer Baby Carol said...

The mothers of daughters everywhere are thanking you.

Anonymous said...

Yes, while the men of the world consider you a traitor to your gender, the mothers of daughters everywhere are thanking you.

Deltabravo

That 1 Guy said...

That is just plain old fashioned awesome...