Thursday, June 5, 2008

Great Reader Launches Psycho (logical) Attack via Radio (not free) North Korea



THIS IS AN OHFISHWALL LIVE PRE-RECORDED BROADS-CAST OF RADIO STATION D.P.R.K.! A REGULAR BRO-TORCH OF THE DMZ, COMING AT YOU WIFF AN ALL-POWERFUL 300 WATTS OF BROADS-CASTING SIGNAL!!! GOINGS TO ALLS YOU G.I.'S NAMED "JOE" FROM THE GLORIOUSLY STARVING, YET WELL-FED, NORF KOREAN CRAPITALL CITY OF PYONGYANG!

*(sexy norko gal talking)

Hell-row JOE! Why for you not same-same like that People's of Norf Vietnam War Hero, John Kerry, JOE?
Lay down your arms, JOE. Take a powder! It's Millers Time! This Bluds for you! Soon you can be chillin' wiff da homies! Imagine yourselfs back home ghost-ridin in your pimped-out Chevy Vega...just you and Woe-sie WottenCrotch making Whoopi-Goldsberg in the back seat/twunk area, of your ride! You pop in an 8 twack tape of Jimmy Hendrickson playing your heathen national anthumb while you bump and gwind... and gwoove... and move. You kiss her looong... you kiss her hard, but just like that Vanilla Fudge song, "she's not there". Instead she is kissing "like the Fwench"... a guy named Jose, who worked as a landscaper for Mitt Romney, until his immigration status was discovered. Don't you wanna lay down your arms, JOE, and go home? Claim victory and cum home quickly as a hero to the cities of Denver, Berkeley, Madison, Portland, Boston, the list grows on and on. Many ugly girls and pretty-boys too, (don'ts ask don'ts tell), in those cities. They love you looong time if you do-do this JOE. While laying down arms of World Oil Seeking Haliburton Domination, kick down with a vote for BARRACK "WHO'S-NAMED" OBAMA! Listen to his nice talk JOE. Him talk happy talk. Everybodys happy, JOE. Look, peoples in San Francisco happy. Taliban happy. Gay President of Iran happy. Jack Murtha and Harry Reid happy. Nancy Pelosi and her Moose-limb boyfriend in Damascus is happy! News Anchors Charlie GLibson & Katie Hootchie-Mama Couric happy! You can be happy too, JOE. It's for yours countrys own good JOE. Vote OBAMA, JOE. You'll be home soon and fighting AQ back home before you know it, JOE. And simultaneously fighting for socialized health care, for Welfare, for John McCain's Amnesty JOE! It just doesn't get any better than that...huh, JOE? Well, I have to go now JOE. Nighty-nite, JOE. This is PYONGYANG PEGGY signing off for now...
*(male voice)
And now, on to the-news! Comrade PARK My Car has won the nation-wide "Why I RUV Great Reader KIM Jong IL LOOONG TIME", essay...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

.... brilliant.....