Friday, May 9, 2008
Parenting Let's Me Play Like I'm KIM Jong IL (or a Drill Sergeant) !
Awww...kids. I started off my 12 year olds day like this.....
It's almost 0700 Hours (7AM for you maggoty civilians) Nancy Pelosi Time (PST). It's time to get my son up for school. Like most of you, I want to be a good parent, raise a great kid, and RULE THE WORLD! Though I have no NUKES physically available, being a parent of some 12 years, I have realized that while you can't see my "DPRK Approved" NUKES...they indeed are in my parenting bag-'o-tricks! Cool, huh?! So's as my son (KIM Jr) slumbers, I do a full frontal assault on his bunk and Pearl Harbored him! I jump on his bed and give him my patented Nanook of the North (Korean) bear-hug! Now normally, I would simply get out my Reverend AL SHARPTON regulation bullhorn, and while on full volume gently yell, "Time for school! Get up, ya PUKE! Grandma was slow but she was old! What's your excuse?!" However the neighbors have complained to the police and Child Protective Services has informed me to cease and desist in such behavior. Well anyways I jumped on his bunk, hug him, and he's got this big smile on his Lil' KIM mugg.
He asks me, "Dad, is it Friday?" Well... being The Great Reader JihadGene...I loudly answered "NO! IT'S MONDAY!! YOU GOT A WHOLE WEEK OF SCHOOL TO LOOK FORWARD TO!!!"
My son starts cracking up! So now I NUKE HIM! I tell him, "AND IT'S THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER! YOU GOT A FULL YEAR OF SCHOOL AHEAD OF YOU, BOY!" My son only laughs louder!! Damn, I need better NUKES! Have a great Friday! JihadGene
!!! Go to comments and see what Deltabravo said! It's a RIOT!!!JihadGene