Meanwhile somewhere's Souf of PyongYang in "The Land of the Morning Missile Launch" we find Norf Korea's Great Reader KIM Jong IL at the TOP SECRET launch site of his newest creation...
KIM- General Wang! Have starving workers move TOP SEEQUIT STATUE over to da left sum more. Little moe....a little moe...PERFLECT! Yeah BABY! Rookin good!! Keep curtain up on SPECIAL PROJECT!!
No unveiling's yet!!!
WANG- Great Reader?
WANG- Why are we having our Gloriously Starving Prisoner/Volunteer Work Crews stop all production on Xray Spex? I mean it is our NUMBER ONE seller in Iran and Syria, and are now our Glorious Slave Laborer's are working around-the-clock on this project, Most Confusing One.
KIM- You wants mine honest answer, Wang?
WANG- I would appreciate that, Great One.
KIM- Oklay...Scout's Dishonor (puts right hand over where his heart should be)! I'm build this to TERROR-FRY A MORTAL ENEMY OF THE D.P.R.K.!
WANG- Dick Cheney? Condi Rice? Sec Def Gates?
KIM- Nope. Nope. And hell nose!
WANG- Red Neck of Redneck Ramblings?
KIM- Nope. Guess again.
WANG- Joated of Compass Points?
KIM- Moe worse than that!
WANG- Teresa of Technicalities? Erica? Drunken Wisdom? Straight White Guy? Jimbo of the Parkway Rest Stop?
KIM- No. No. No. No. BLINGO!!!
WANG- So what is behind the curtain, Most feared One?
KIM- Most scariest thing on face of earf to that heathen JimO of Plarkweigh Restraunt!
Now do the unveiling of hideous statue and beholding of it's terror-frying effects!
(the curtain falls)....BEHOLD!
KIM- Yoo scared, huh Wang?
WANG- Me? Oh. Well...
KIM- You scared, right?!
WANG- Yes Great Reader! (for my families sake)
KIM- Good. I'm thought so! Now open gates to KIM Jong IL' s Wocket City Amusement Park and let our rich Syrian guests in!!!
WANG- Right away, Sir!