And now, back to our Norf Korean story, and Great Reader KIM Jong IL...
KIM- Okray General Wang! Give me seekrit phone with the rotary-dial.
WANG- Here, Great One.
KIM- (Kim dials)
(Ziiiiip...clicka, clicka, clicka, click. Ziiiiip...clicka, clicka, clicka, clicka, click...Zzzip...get the idea?)
(five minutes later)
KIM- Final-wee! Great Reader's fing-ah be sore now. Man, you'd think our Norko WeSearch and Development Deplartment, could put push-buttons on this damn ting!
WANG- Phone ringing ,Sir?
KIM- Yup, phone is bling-ing alright. Somebody answer in Chicago, preeze! Good, somebodys has picked up da phone.
VOICE (on phone to KIM) : Chinese troops, they have... blah-blah-blah... beating and shooting and killing! BLAH-BLAH-BLAHHH! BANG!! BAM-BAM-BAM! KA-POW!!!
KIM- So slorry! Wong numba.
WANG- What was that Sir?! I heard, gunshots, yelling & screaming!
KIM- I'm was axidently dial wong number.
WANG- Where was that, Great Reader?
KIM- Near as I'm can figures it was the "Dollie-Rama's" office in Tibet. That... or just another day-in-the-wife of Hill-Ree Clinton, pissed at BILL again.
WANG- Yes, the Dalai Lama. My money is on Tibet, Great One. The Chinese have really screwed up.
KIM- Wang, your stoopidity nose no bounds! Look on the blight side!
WANG- Look on bright side, Your Greatness?
KIM- Sure! If it was Tibet, then Peace-Ruving US of A and all of theirs ass-krissin friends no go to the 2008 Summertimes OHRIMPICKS.
KIM- Sooo's the PYONGYANG-PING-PONG-PADDLER'S are a shoe-in for the GOLD!!!!
WANG- Very good, Sir.
KIM- Okray. Back to phoning of "SPIRIT-URINAL ADDWISER"! Wonder what is country code for the North-Side of Chicargo?....
*inspiration for this piece, brought to you by cyber-bud, deltabravo , who commented- "I'm grateful for the laughs in the midst of some not very funny subjects". Ain't it the truth DB? Ain't it the truth?JG
(To be continued, you April fools) JG