WANG- Uh, yes. Thank you (for not murdering my family today)
your Most Ruthless One.
KIM- Nice touch, I'm likes thats!
WANG- (Loudly Announces)
Per GREAT READER, KIM Jong IL's MOST GRACIOUS REQUEST I HAVE
THE FOLLOWING ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE...
(if I hadn't done this the wife and kids were Gulag magnets)
KIM- Drum LOL, preeze.........(((#################))).......okay enuff with drums!....
Now, back to our movie....
WANG- Uh...yes, Great One...AS YOU COMRADES OF THE NORTH ARE AWARE, GREAT READER HAS BEEN BROGGING (he made me say it that way) FOR ONLY 3 OR 4 DAYS AND ALREADY IS A WORLD WIDE SUCCESS, SUCH AS NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER SEEN (none of you have computers, let-alone internet)! OUR GLORIOUS OVER-WORKED SERVERS (cheap Chinese crap) HAVE RECORDED OVER 10 BILLION HITS ON GREAT READER'S WEBSITE IN JUST THE PAST 24 HOURS ALONE! (Man, I'm burnin in hell for these lies.)
KIM- And that's not incroo-ding SPAM!
WANG- NOT INCLUDING SPAM! NOW GET BACK TO WORK (looking for food)!
KIM -Good job Wang! (I'm no kill yoo todays)
***My WWW Black Five Dot Net friend and all around Cool Cat, Rich Casebolt (word-slinger 1st Class) has reminded Gene of a literal "BLAST FRUM DA PAST" take it away Rich Casebolt!!!
Ruv Yoo Looong Time!JG
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Dear Reader ...
... do be sure to remind the people of DPRK 90210 that you don't just order the building and launching of your "wockets" ...
... you sometimes act as TEST PILOT.
We have proof,
via Blackfive satellite spy camera ...
Ruv you loong time ...
Rich Case-a-bolt.
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