tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post8560922720497920681..comments2024-01-02T15:35:47.464-08:00Comments on Great Reader: Parenting Let's Me Play Like I'm KIM Jong IL (or a Drill Sergeant) !JihadGenehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06440469082415566906noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post-26284566142463855012008-05-11T14:21:00.000-07:002008-05-11T14:21:00.000-07:00OMGlawd!!! Della-Blavo!!!Shoots! Nows I'm got beer...OMGlawd!!! Della-Blavo!!!<BR/><BR/>Shoots! Nows I'm got beer and chewed up squid-jerky all over the keybloard! BWAHAhahahahahahahahahaha!!!<BR/><BR/>Tanks again DB!<BR/>Great Reader KIM Jong ILJihadGenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06440469082415566906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post-35696192990404134552008-05-11T14:10:00.000-07:002008-05-11T14:10:00.000-07:00Redneck! My kids tell me I suck all the time! My...Redneck! My kids tell me I suck all the time! My answer: "And?..."<BR/><BR/><BR/>Alternate responses so I don't become too predictable:<BR/><BR/>"I try."<BR/><BR/>"Thank you."<BR/><BR/>"Like Mother Like Daughter."<BR/><BR/>"Good. I wouldn't want to disappoint you.<BR/><BR/>Let your imagination run free. Children are a wonderful opportunity to sharpen your sarcasm.<BR/><BR/>DeltabravoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post-67786520972438542582008-05-11T09:41:00.000-07:002008-05-11T09:41:00.000-07:00Cool, T1G!!! Let's prays for Wed-Neck...that sucka...Cool, T1G!!! <BR/>Let's prays for Wed-Neck...that sucka ain't right!<BR/><BR/>Great Reader Kim Jong ILJihadGenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06440469082415566906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post-49443901419275085292008-05-10T20:50:00.000-07:002008-05-10T20:50:00.000-07:00Methinks it'll get you into heaven without a scuff...Methinks it'll get you into heaven without a scuffle, JG...That 1 Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11097977776255928845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post-92021871250621905312008-05-10T16:57:00.000-07:002008-05-10T16:57:00.000-07:00Sentimental bastards... wait 'til you get teenage...Sentimental bastards... wait 'til you get teenagers with wheels. They don't give a crap 'bout godzirra, or a barbie doll. They WILL sleep to 1500.. ask you for lunch money after school, and tell you, you suck. You can't kick their ass if they're bigger then you and you can't nuke/shoot 'em or CPS WILL be involved 'cause YOU were the asshole.<BR/><BR/>Dig up Y'all...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post-16552773077658414992008-05-09T20:54:00.000-07:002008-05-09T20:54:00.000-07:00From That 1 Guy- Your nukes may have seemed ineffe...From That 1 Guy- <BR/>Your nukes may have seemed ineffective, JG, but they will forever leave an impression.<BR/><BR/>Frums Gene-<BR/>I'm HOPES a good one, T1G! It will either get me into heaven, no questions asked, or I will have to kick some Angel's ass. No problem, if it gets me to heaven, anyway!!!JihadGenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06440469082415566906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post-5562471543244512812008-05-09T11:55:00.000-07:002008-05-09T11:55:00.000-07:00Heheheh... DB's torture cracks me up, as does your...Heheheh... DB's torture cracks me up, as does your'n!<BR/><BR/>Your nukes may have seemed ineffective, JG, but they will forever leave an impression.That 1 Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11097977776255928845noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post-16650659642275366552008-05-09T09:01:00.000-07:002008-05-09T09:01:00.000-07:00OH.MAN. ....gotta catch my breff...DeltaBravo!!!Yo...OH.MAN. <BR/>....gotta catch my breff...DeltaBravo!!!<BR/>You TOTALLY quacked me up!!! ROFRMAO!!!! Great Reader ROR (raff out roud)!<BR/>That is parenting GOLD!!!<BR/>Ruv You Looong Time!<BR/>Great Reader KIM Jong ILJihadGenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06440469082415566906noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6314087335731059008.post-32112199214475769862008-05-09T08:40:00.000-07:002008-05-09T08:40:00.000-07:00Awww, dude! He's just learning how to go comatose...Awww, dude! He's just learning how to go comatose! I have three teenage daughters who are professionals at faking death when it's time to get them up for school. I've contemplated letting them sleep instead of going in and playing Big Ben on them every ten minutes in the morning. But they'd probably enjoy sleeping till 1500 and missing a whole day of classes. <BR/><BR/>So I employ my own little form of torture. One of them has a stuffed doll in the form of a Little Operatic Valkyrie Maiden. Braids and horned helmet and everything. Every morning Mom picks up Valkyrie and makes it dance up Coma Girl #2's bed and sing loudly and operatically: "Good MOOOORRR-NING! Time to get UUU-UUUP!" Eventually about the fifth time, hand comes out from under covers, grabs doll and throws it at wall. Operatic voiceover: "Good MOOOORRRRNING! Time to get UUU---aaaregphe!" (Splat) She hates it. The other one laughs. Every. time. Once in a while she even grabs it and throws it before I can start singing. Just the feeling of it bouncing up her leg to her ear is enough.<BR/><BR/>If I really annoy them, I find they get out of my house and go to school. Works like a charm. CPS hasn't been involved yet. I don't think they have any clue how to wake up my children anyway. <BR/><BR/>DeltabravoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com