Thursday, December 23, 2010

One Day in Fashion Thug

The wife and I own a Mom-n-Pop clothing store in the hood. We are located near a military base and I do get some of their business, from the troops stationed there. I did my own survey on the repeal of DADT (don't ask don't tell). And now...the results of my findings.

Hi there! My name is Gene. Merry Christmas and welcome to Fashion Thug!

Oh, uh... hello, Sir. Do you give military discounts?

We sure do! We love the military LOOONG time, here at Fashion Thug! Say there, Sailor... how do you feel about this whole gays-in-the-military thing?

Gays in the military???

Sorry I asked.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Korean Christmas Grinch

My skinny pencil-necked Korean Doctor (Dr Kwak ) has finally decided, right before Christmas, that I'm overweight and should go on a diet. He said, "You too fat! You go on diet! No candy! No booze!" Anybody know where I can find a fat Korean Doctor?