Wednesday, April 28, 2010

The 3 Amigos

Meanwhile somewhere south of US Route 66, Fort Courage, The Meteor Crater, and Stuckey's, we find Civil Rights Soupa-Star, the Congressional Reverend Al Sharp-tone, warming up his Soupa-Sized megaphone...

AL- (on megaphone)
Test. Test. Test.
Say, Mr. President! Is this muh-fugger even on?!

OBAMA- It's on, Reverend Al!

AL- Test. Test. Test.
One...two...three...muh-fugging, QUATRO!
(Illegal aliens cheering wildly!!!)

OBAMA- Reverend Al, you've already knocked this one outta CoMENski Park!

AL- No shit?! Man, I ain't seen so many Mess-cans in one muh-fuggin place since I
been to a Cinco de Mayo sale at Home Depot!
(turns to the Vice President)

What do you think about this, Joe?

BIDEN- This is a big fucking Chalupa!!!

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Congressman Jim Costa and Iceland's Volcano

My Congressman, Jim Costa, and Iceland's volcano have 3 things in common...

1. Both spew hot gas.
2. They devastate the land they occupy/represent.
3. Both blow...LOOONG time!!!

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Don't Worry- I'm KIM Jong IL

Hellrow! I'm Great Reader, KIM Jong IL. Glorious Weeder of fabulous Norf Korea! I ruv my dogs and I often wok them! It's makes me happy looong time!!! Most of times when I'm happy eberybody else is crappy...what's up wiff dat? Oh well, here is song for you, rewritten by JihadGene, especially for BLACKFIVE's Uncle Jimbo...

Here's a wittle song I'm wrote
You might want to sling it note for note
Don't worry, be crappy.
In every wife we have some twouble
But when you are KIM JONG IL you makes it double
Don't worry, be crappy.
Don't worry, be crappy now.

Don't worry, be crappy. Don't worry, be crappy.
Don't worry, be crappy. Don't worry, be crappy.

Me and ACHMADINEJAD got the WOCKETS to make you dead!
While BARACK tells HAMAS that the JEWS give HEAD!!!
Don't worry, WE happy!!!
HILLERY says that IRAN and NORF KOREA must stop the hate!
What's she gonna do...frucking litigate?
Don't worry, WE happy.

Look at me -- I'm happy. Don't worry, be crappy.
Here I'm give you my phone number (1-800-EAT-KWAP). When I'm sink your NAVY'S SHIP,
call me, I make all SOUTH KOREANS crappy. Don't worry, ME happy.

Ain't got no cash, but my hair is ELVIS style
My JOY BRIGADE has many gurls to make me smile
Don't worry, ME happy.
'Cause when you worry, your OBAMA I will clown
NANCY PELOSI helps me bring the U.S. down
Don't worry, SHE happy.

Don't worry, don't worry, just do it.
Be crappy. Have no smile on your face.
LIBERALS bring everybody down.
Don't worry. The CAP and TRADE bill will soon pass, whatever it is they want.
Don't worry, ME happy.
I'm not worried, I'm HAPPY... I'm KIM JONG IL!!!